Three Years And A Day

The Boy was jumping on his very nice wooden bed today and broke the frame. His Daddy was quite peeved and wanted to beat him for at least a couple of hours. I was all for it and had gotten out my pompoms to cheer him on, but Grandma wouldn't let us. Spoilsport.

Luckily for him, Daddy is a repair genius and managed to fix it with the clever use of zip ties. Go-go redneck ingenuity! You can't beat it!

The Boy doesn't realize it yet, but he should be thanking the inventor of those zip ties; if not for them, duct tape and Benadryl would be looming heavily in his future.